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Spice baby
Melanie Brown just gave birth to a baby girl. The baby doesn’t have a name yet, and… because Melanie is such a slut she doesn’t have a father either! Or let’s put it this way, she may have many! Melanie claims the father would be Eddie Murphy, but he has doubts that could be true. Frankly I think the entire human race has doubts about that baby. Nothing good can come out of a woman who looks like that! Eddie stated on a Dutch TV show:
"I don't know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir."
If I were Eddie Murphy I would deny with certainty that the baby is mine so people would erase the thought of me ever having sex with that… being! There is nothing worse in this world than an ugly person who is also a slut!
